WhatsApp Status & Quotes

1.                  If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.. ;) :D

2.                  When Sum One Hates You for no reason.................Give them a reason :P :D _!_

3.                  If you are good at something, never do it for free :D

4.                  I hate when people look at my phone while I'm typing. It's not that I have something to hide... It's just none of their damn business :/

5.                  Beauty is skin deep but attitude is to the bone.

6.                  if you think I am bad, then come to me I’ll give you more better reason to hate me.

7.                  every person who walks into my life.. Teaches me how can i make it best than better..

8.                  Smile in front of people who hate you… Ur happiness kills them…

9.                  You will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me, and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me.

10.              Be a girl with a mind, a bitch with an attitude, and a lady with class.

11.              I don’t have time to hate people,who hate me.because, I’m too busy in loving people who love me.

12.              women don’t make fools of men…..most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

13.              when you’re talking to your friend and you stop mid-sentence because the bitch you don’t like, walks by.

14.              Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful,hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.

15.              I’m the type of girl that puts on her better smile, her better outfit, and better attitude and shows him what he left behind.

16.              you will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me, and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me.

17.              It’s the good girls who keep diaries;the bad girls never have the time.

18.              I dint change , i just grew up. You should try it once ;)

19.              It's kind of fun to make the impossible !.

20.              Honesty is the best gift you can give.

21.              If you don't care, stop talking about it.

22.              You should never play with someones heart!!!

23.              Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever!

24.              Don’t compare me with anyone…. I am original

25.              My dream is to fly..over a rainbow..so high..

26.              I enjoy when people shows attitude to me

27.              You can do anything, but not everything

28.              Always spend your valuable time with your self...

29.              People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing everyday.".....

30.              The best feeling in the world is when someone you hate tells a joke and nobody laughs :)

31.              I’m shy at first, but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit.......

32.              When I joke they take it seriously. When I am serious they take it as a joke.....

33.              I wish I could record my dreams and watch them later......

34.              Will love you till my last breathe...."

35.              Smile is noting like always happy...."

36.              Work less..sleep more..live longer!.....

37.              I wish people looked like their personalities......"Don't hurt someone who is special in your life......."

38.              Attitude is like underwear Don’t show it just wore it…!

39.              Take my advice , i don"t use it.

40.              People say me bad…..trust me i am the worst.

41.              My Attitude is my born gift and nobody take from me.

42.              The only people who does not give the real pain in life are our Enemies.

43.              Tell me the secret Or I’ll blow off your big nose

44.              Me…..myself…and I..!!

45.              I don’t have your attitude I have my own.

46.              My heart is stolen…can I check your bra…….

47.              Two fundamentals of cool life – Walk like you are the king OR walk like you don’t care ,who is the king.

48.              I m sorry did i give u d impression that i give a damn abtu???

49.              I am single because God is busy writing the best love story for me…

50.              My Attitude is based on how you treat me.

51.              Beautiful face. Beautiful body.Horrible attitude. It was the holy trinity of hot boys.

52.              Hey I found your nose, it was in my business again.

53.              The most positive men are the most credulous.

54.              My Philosophy …drink Triple, See Double and Act Single 

55.              Don’t Copy My Style.

56.              I don’t need to explain myself, I know I’m right.

57.              Attitude In My Bones.

58.              Always be happy and Be positive.

59.              Attitude and personality are two different things...My Personality stays within me wherever I am....My Attitude depends on the people in front of me.....

60.              Please don't get confused between my personality & my attitude.My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!"

61.              My attitude depends on the people in front of me...."

62.              Someone Asked me what is UR attitude…...then i simply replied..." BEING SINGLE IS MY ATTITUDE…"

63.              Love is not time pass."

64.              I don't insult people , I just describe them

65.              There is no market for YOUR EMOTIONS, so never advertise your FEELINGS just display YOUR ATTITUDE...

66.              I have a new theory in life...what other people think of me is truly none of my business!...

67.              I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!"

68.              Smile is noting like always happy...."

69.              Will love you till my last breathe....

Best 100 WhatsApp Status

1. Had a really great "Night Out" last night, According to my police report.
2. I will win, Not immediately But Definitely.'
3. If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my ass!
4. Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.
5. The road to success is always under construction.
6. Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.
7. Born to express not to impress.
8. Silent people have the loudest minds.
9. Sometimes it's easier to pretend you don't care, than to admit it's killing you.
10. You cannot stop the waves but you can learn to surf.
11. Life is like photography, You use the negatives to develop.
12. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
13. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
14. When someone says, "You've Changed", It simply means you've stopped living your life their  way.
15. If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up.
16. I don't have dirty mind, I have Sexy imagination.
17. Whenever i think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.
18. You never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
19. You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.
20. When life puts you in tough situations, don't say, why me? Just say, try me!
21. I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We are on the same side Now.
22. If people are trying to bring you 'Down', It only means that you are 'Above them'.
23. Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.
24. The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said.
25. Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.
26. Be a good person, But don't try to prove.
27. Mistakes are proof that you are trying.
28. Some people are alive only, Because it's illegal to kill them.
29. I am not failed......My success is just postponed.
30. If you like me Then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard.
31. When i was born..Devil said.."Oh Shit..!! Competition".
32. I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.
33. I am always right, Once i thought that I am wrong, But i was wrong.
34. I know i am something, Because god doesn't create garbage.
35. If you are gonna be two-faced, Honey at least make one of them pretty!
36. When nothing goes right..!! Go left.
37. If you can't convince them, Confuse them.
38. I love to walk in fog, Because nobody knows i am smoking.
39. I am not drunk, I am just chemically off-balanced.
40. Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
41. I am so poor that i can't pay attention in class.
42. Warning...I know KARATE.......And few other oriental words.
43. I used to be an atheist, But then i realized i'm God.
44. Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
45. Success is like being pregnant everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you got fucked to get there.
46. I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.
47. Nothing is over until you stop trying.
48. Person you love is 72.8% water.
49. I talk to myself because i like dealing with a better class of people.
50. People say, you can't live without love...I think oxygen is more important.
51. 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
52. When everything comes your way.. Then you are on the wrong way.
53. she's so fake, if you look behind her neck. I bet it says "Made in china".
54. I drink to make other people interesting.
55. If at first, you don't succeed..Keep flushing.
56. Save water drink beer.
57. Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
58. Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor.
59. Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
60. His story is History, My Story is Mystery.
61. Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
62. Smile today, tomorrow could be worse. 
63. The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. 
64. If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
65. Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
66. Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.
67. Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.
68. I love my job only when I'm on vacation
69. Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
70. Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
71. The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.
72. Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!
73. My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
74. FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog.
75. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
76. In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
77. I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion.
78. That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.
79. If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.
80. How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
81. Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.
82. When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.
83. Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!
84. Sometimes you succeed.... and other times you learn.
85. There are three sides to an argument - your side, my side and the right side.
86. When there's a will, I want to be in it.
87. Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.
88. I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.
89. I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.
90. When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
91. Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status.
92. I'd rather have honest enemies than fake friends.
93. My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at".
94. Not always "Available".. Try your Luck..
95. Hey there whatsapp is using me.
96. I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.
97. You can never buy Love....But still you have to pay for it.
98. Totally available!! Please disturb me!!��
99. “Success” all depends on the second letter.
100. Life is Short – Chat Fast!