Funny Status

1.     I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition :P

2.     I am suffering from acute love deficiency .

3.     Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror :P

4.     Winter is useless for singles :P

5.     Four pegs at night will make me stringer :P

6.     Sometimes it's okay to be not okay

7.     Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life :P

8.     We have a history together ……and English and French also :P

9.     God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me :P

10.  Whenever someone asks me to recommend a movie, I suddenly forget every movie ever made.

11.  My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

12.  Making unnecessary sounds when you are bored.

13.  I open a text and mentally respond then forget to actually respond.

14.  I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.

15.  Why is that cotton candy talking? Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj.

16.  People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.

17.  The One Who Laughs Last Is The Slowest. The One Who Laughs First Has The Dirtiest Mind.

18.  Open Books, Not Legs. Blow Minds, Not Guys.

19.  I Keep Seeing All These Summer Bucket Lists With All This Exciting Stuff. Meanwhile, Mine Is Just Like, Find A Shortcut To The Fridge.

20.  If My Mom Can't Find It, Nobody Can Find It.

21.  Best Gamer Pick Up Line: "You Turn My Software Into Hardware."

22.  Friends are like boobs, some are big, some are small, some are real and some are fake.

23.  I Saw A Sign That Almost Made Me Piss Myself. It Said, "Bathrooms Closed!"

24.  I Have Good News And Bad News To Tell You. The Bad News? I Have No Good News. And The Good News? I Have No Bad News.

25.  Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.

26.  Once Upon A Time I Smashed My Face Into My Keyboard And Accidentally Wrote The 5th Twilight Book.

27.  Imagine Having A Teacher Named Alejandro, And Whenever He Calls On You, Just Be Like, "Don't Call My Name, Don't Call My Name, Alejandro."

28.  F.E.A.R = Face Everything And Recover Or Forget Everything And Run!

29.  I'm A Type Of Person Who Laughs At A Joke 3 Times. 1st When It's Told, 2nd When It's Explained To Me, And 3rd When I Finally Get It!

30.  You Don't Know Something? Google It. You Don't Know Someone? Facebook It. You Can't Find Something? Mom!

31.  I Hate It When I Have So Many Tabs Open, And One Of Them Starts Playing A Talking Ad That I Can't Find It.

32.  I Like Your Makeup. Just Kidding. It Looks Like You Got Gangbanged By Crayola.